Story 2: A Bird, a Cow, a Farmer & a Cat

A little bird was flying south for the winter.

It was so cold, the little bird froze and fell to the ground in a large field.

While it was lying there, a cow came by and dropped some dung on it.

As the frozen bird lay there in the pile of cow dung, it began to realize how warm it was.

The dung was actually thawing him out!

Soon, a farmer passed by and heard the little bird chirping.

Seeing the poor creature covered with dung, he decided to help the little bird get out of the mess and placed it under a shrub.

By this time, the bird was feeling warm and chirpy. A cat passing by heard the sounds, saw the bird and ate it up.

Morals of the story?

1) Not everyone who drops shit on you is your enemy.

2) Not everyone who gets you out of shit is your friend.

3) When you're in deep shit, it might be better just to keep your mouth shut.